Sunday, March 16, 2008

The Preacher and the Damage Done

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no.

There's a very simple reason that I do not go to church - them ministers be crazy. Of course political candidates must kneel (and bob) before religious folk in order to get themselves into office. God haters have no place leading a country that "values" the separation of church and state.

That being said, political types have to choose your church leader carefully. One way to do so is to listen to what they are saying. If they say that Americans brought 9/11 onto themselves due their own history of terrorism then you and your political career need to get the hell out of that church. If they bitch about how Hilary was not and has never been a persecuted black person fake a "power of Jesus has overcome me" fainting spell and get you ass dragged out of the church.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbama did not chose wisely and is now taking some flack being associated with The Rev. Jeremiah Wright (who may or may not have made statements referenced in the above paragraph - if you believe You Tube). Reverend Wright is now off the campaign and his public statements were denounced by Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbama himself. Which makes me believe that it is only a matter of time before we see a video of Barack sitting in the front row of the Reverend's church chanting "Kill Whitey" with the rest of the congregation. Though I am no political analyst, I don't think chanting "Kill Whitely" will destroy his political career, it might definitely hurt it.

You know what does kill political careers? Being Client No. 9. Hate white people all you want but do not under any circumstances find yourself in the company of a high priced hooker. You know what happens when you partake in such an activity, you hand over a state to the blind. How can a bill be approved when the approver can't read . . . or find his own office?

This story actually pisses me off a bit more than the whole Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbama ordeal because I was Client No. 50. This "Kristen" told me that "50" was just my rating on a one out of ten scale. Now I know that it means that 49 other men had the authority to hollow her out before I even got a shot. And it probably explains where I got the clap.

Okay, it's late on Sunday and I have sleep to do. Back on Tuesday with another recap of Operation Rape the Beatles.



Kenna said...

I'm so damn proud to be a native New Yorker.

OldRoses said...

NJ's ex Gay Gov is jealous of all the attention being received by the cheating Gov and Lieut Gov's in neighboring NY and has now upped the ante by claiming threesomes with his wife and (male) driver.

Bet Billary and Bama are happy that the press has a new distraction so they can regroup and think of new ways to hurt each other.